Kids, don't try this at home.

What not to do on St. Patrick's day:

Buy a 4-pack of Guinness:blend it together with vanilla ice cream and green food coloring, and think it's going to be delicious. 'Cause it's not going to be!!

But if you must, if you must torture your taste buds with the over bearing taste of milky, green Guinness, at least don't use you're whole container of ice cream in the process, so that at least you'll have some left to rid your mouth of that awful after taste instead of having to eat stale taco chips.

Please. Don't try this at home.